Oct 12, 2011 By PoolDawg Staff 0 Comment(s)

Those Magic Moments

Category: Frank T. Dawg

With no regular tour and no full time handler, I'm spending less and less time going on adventures.  Every once in a while though, the adventures come to me.  This was the case today when I was visited by a most rare and exquisite creature.  Naturally, I greeted her in the traditional manner (which is apparently not so traditional in the world of unicorns): I'm not sure where she came from, but man was she sweet.  Even though she knew I was lowborn, she still hung out with me (after explaining to me that sniffing someone's butt is not the proper way to say hello).  We hung out for a while and she told me how tough it is to be a unicorn.  Apparently her specific breed, known as the Piñata, carries all sorts of candy and sweet treats inside them, so there are always people hanging her brothers and sisters from trees and hitting them until they spill their innards. After a few hours, she had to go.  Something about being the entertainment for a party. Seriously, someone needs to start taking me on the road again.