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Description
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Tired of wimpy breaks that leave you feeling like a candy-ass sissy? It’s time to drop those balls by harnessing the raw, untamed energy of billiards latest-and-greatest engineering advancements: Introducing the all-new SHAKE BREAKER!
This revolutionary break cue delivers earth-shattering power with its spring-loaded Shake WA-8 power grip technology. Feel the power coursing through your veins as you charge up the momentum with vigorous practice shakes. Once you’re locked in and loaded, unleash the Kraken of cue ball destruction with a primal “KATCHA”!
Some weaklings may ask: “[winey voice] Is this legal for my pool league or tournaments?” But the real question for anyone bold enough to seize the power of the Shake Brake is: “who is going to stop you”!
Features:
- Shake WA-8 Power Grip Technology
- 48oz (3lbs!) MASS Destruction weight System
- 13.5mm Juiced-Up Break Tip
- Sick Shake Break Logo
Warning:
- May cause disproportionate muscle growth and possible spasms
- Not recommended for those with a weak constitution or strong sense of dignity
- Definitely not legal in Pool Leagues or tournaments.
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Specifications
| Tip: | 13.5mm Juiced-Up Break Tip |
| Ferrule: | 5/16" Black Carbon ferrule |
| Shaft: | 29" Hardrock Maple with a 10-12" Pro Taper |
| Pin: | Radial |
| Forearm: | Sick Shake Break Logo |
| Wrap: | Shake WA-8 Power grip technology |
| Weight System: | 48oz MASS Destruction weight system |